关于睡觉搞笑说说 幽默搞笑的晚安说说

　　1、红尘最可笑，痴情最无聊，还不如在家睡大觉。

　　1. The world of mortals is the funniest and infatuation the most boring. It's better to sleep at home.

　　2、我自横刀向天笑、笑完我就去睡觉..

　　2. I smile from the horizontal knife to the sky, and then I go to sleep

　　3、老师，爱睡觉不是我的错，是您那张嘴太有催眠作用！闭上你的嘴，我就没是叻。。。

　　3. Teacher, it's not my fault to love sleeping, it's your mouth that is too hypnotic! Shut up, I'm not...

　　4、: 敢死队就是:白天不吃饭,晚上不睡觉,军训死翘翘。

　　4. The death squads are those who don't eat in the daytime, don't sleep in the evening and die in military training.

　　5、老师：学校是我们第二个家。学生：那我睡觉关你屁事!!!

　　5. Teacher: school is our second home. Student: it's none of your business for me to sleep!!!

　　6、我的兴趣爱好可以分为静态和动态：静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身......

　　6. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over

　　7、: 扔硬币：正面就去上网, 反面就去睡觉, 立起来就去写作业

　　7. Coin toss: go to the Internet on the front, go to sleep on the back, and do homework on the stand

　　8、在睡觉的时候，会有一种像从悬崖上掉下来的感觉，于是会抽搐一下

　　8. When you sleep, you will feel like falling off a cliff, and then you will have a convulsion

　　9、失眠了，拿起一本物理书，一会就睡着了。

　　9. Insomnia, picked up a physics book, and then fell asleep.

　　10、给我一张床，我可以睡到世界灭亡。

　　10. Give me a bed, and I'll sleep until the end of the world.

　　11、每次早上醒来才知道晚上要早点睡

　　11. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I need to go to bed early at night

　　12、黑色再黑，有你就美；生活悲催，有你

　　12. Black again, you are beautiful; life is sad, you are