祝福生日的搞笑说说 搞笑的生日祝福说说

　　1、一直以来有句话想对你说，但苦于没有机会，今天我终于鼓起勇气生日快乐发送

　　1. I've always wanted to say something to you, but I have no chance. Today, I finally summon up my courage to send a happy birthday

　　2、社交之所以累，是因为每个人都试图表现出自己其实并不具备的品质。 祝你生日快乐！

　　2. Social tiredness is because everyone tries to show qualities that they don't really have. Happy birthday to you!

　　3、今天是你的生日，为了表示祝贺，所有女厕和女浴室均免费向您开放，欢迎光临!猪，你快快长!猪，你早日出栏!猪，你生日快乐!发送

　　3. Today is your birthday. In order to congratulate you, all the women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome! Pig, grow fast! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Pig, happy birthday! Send

　　4、如果我有一百万 我将送你999999 我有一百万吗 没有 所以我只能用一毛钱发个短信 祝你生日快乐发送

　　4. If I have a million, I will send you 999999. Do I have a million? No, so I can only send a text message with a dime. Happy birthday

　　5、征婚，本人芳龄，一十八，身材赛过杨贵妃，脸蛋好比桃花开，文化水平虽不高，但是看书识字还可以，真心想找如意郎。 祝你生日快乐！www.fangjial.com

　　5. I'm 18 years old. My figure is better than that of Princess Yang. My face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and read. I really want to find ruyilang. Happy birthday to you!

　　6、送你一束马兰花，好运吉祥在马背，幸福快乐藏兰心，爱情财富拿于马下，祝你生日快乐，心花怒放，天天笑哈哈。发送

　　6. Send you a bunch of horse orchids, good luck and auspiciousness on the back of the horse, happiness and happiness hide the heart of the orchid. Take the wealth of love under the horse, wish you a happy birthday, a happy heart and a happy smile every day. Send out

　　7、喂！老友，今天是你的大生日！在这个时刻，我要送给你千万个嘱咐与问候，这是最值钱的寒酸！

　　7, Hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable shabby!

　　8、今天你是寿星老，我要为你做蛋糕。开心的水果在中央，快乐的奶油直冒泡，幸福的果酱往下淌。推开你屋门，蛋糕直接抹到你脸上。生日快乐!发送

　　8. Today you are a birthday star. I want to make a cake for you. The happy fruit is in the center, the happy cream is bubbling, and the happy jam is flowing down. Push open your door and put the cake directly on your face. Happy birthday! Send

　　9、闪动的短信是我跳动的心，跳跃的字符是我热情的爱!欢快的消息音?当然就是我对你的赞美了!发送

　　9. The flashing message is my beating heart, the jumping character is my warm love! Happy message tone? Of course, it is my praise to you! Send

　　10、有一次坐公交坐在中间的位置，半路上来一个老太太。立马站起来给老人家让座，老人家笑脸盈盈地说：谢谢你哦，你坐着吧，后面空位多着呢。一扭头，我后面的位置全是空的。。 祝你生日快乐！

　　10. Once, an old lady was sitting in the middle of the bus. Immediately stand up and give up the seat to the old man. The old man said with a smile: "thank you. Please sit down. There are many vacancies in the back.". Turn around, my back is empty.. Happy birthday to you!

　　11、大勇若怯；小怯若勇；大公若私；小私若公。 祝你生日快乐！

　　11. Great courage is like timidity; small timidity is like courage; great public is like private; small private is like public. Happy birthday to you!

　　12、长长的距离，长长的线，连着长长的思念。远远的空间，久久的时间，剪不断远方的掂念!

　　12. A long distance, a long line, with a long miss. Far space, long time, cut the constant distance of the mind!

　　13、有房有车难，大家都平凡，虽然工作没有，钱不够糊口，常露宿街头，爱好打网游，但性格够温柔，爱人总不够，见女孩就上，从不无故放手，和我好吧，咱一定天长地久。 祝你生日快乐！

　　13. It's hard to have a house and a car. Everyone is ordinary. Although we don't have a job, we don't have enough money to live on, we often live on the streets, like playing online games, but we are gentle enough, and we don't love each other enough. When we meet girls, we never let go without any reason. Well, we will live forever. Happy birthday to you!

　　14、你的到来给世界带来了福音，没有你世界不会这么美丽，没有你哪会知道我这么聪明，谢谢你的贡献并祝你生日快乐。

　　14. Your coming brings good news to the world. Without you, the world would not be so beautiful. Without you, I would never know that I am so smart. Thank you for your contribution and wish you a happy birthday.

　　15、我用牛奶把幸福搅拌，我用巧克力把快乐调甜，我用水果把此刻装点，希望这一块友谊的蛋糕，给你的生日增添一份精彩，朋友，生日快乐。

　　15. I mix happiness with milk, I sweeten happiness with chocolate, and I decorate the moment with fruit. I hope this cake of friendship will add a wonderful, friend and happy birthday to your birthday.