周末的搞笑说说 幽默周末说说心情短语

　　1、这次发信息，主要有三个目的：一是联络感情;二是打发时间;三是送句特有技术含量的话：天冷了，窝里垫点草!周末快乐!

　　1. This time, there are three main purposes of sending messages: first, to connect with feelings; second, to pass the time; third, to send a sentence with special technical content: it's cold, put some grass in the nest! Happy weekend!

　　2、每场恋爱的开始就是为了结束，然后很潇洒地说声拜拜，那就OK了，到了下一场换场游戏 说简单点，谈恋爱就跟打游戏一样，只要有了战略，买了武器，就应该过关斩将，通关到底了对吧。

　　2. The beginning of every love is to end, and then it's very natural to say goodbye, that's OK. When it comes to the next game change, it's easy to say that falling in love is the same as playing games. As long as there's a strategy and a weapon, you should go through the customs and get through the customs, right.

　　3、龌蹉的人才做龌蹉的事，没必要为龌蹉的麻烦说没必要的话

　　3. A lousy person does lousy things. There is no need to say unnecessary things for lousy troubles

　　4、我好想请你去体验一下KTV！知道什么是KTV吗？就是K你一顿，再T你一脚，最后我再做个V的手势！耶！

　　4. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It's k you, t you, and finally I'll make a V gesture! Yeah!

　　5、周六周六，万事顺顺溜溜，顺风顺水乐悠悠。周日周日，万事顺顺利利，顺心顺情笑眯眯。风吹忧愁走，水送财运留，家圆业兴争上游，愿你更上一层楼。闲暇会好友，意浓情更厚。有空常联系，祝福常惦记，唯愿你：生活如意，幸福似蜜。

　　5. On Saturday and Saturday, everything is smooth and smooth, and the wind is smooth and the water is pleasant. On Sunday and Sunday, everything is going well and everything is going well. The wind blows away, the water delivers the money to carry on, the family circle industry prospers to contend for the upper reaches, may you go up a higher level. When you are free, you will be friends, and your feelings will be stronger. When you have time, you will always be in touch with each other. I wish you all the best in life and happiness.

　　6、周一悲哀的像羊，周二麻木的像驴，周三彷徨的像蚁，周四回味的像牛，周五期待的像狗，周末撒欢的像猪。周末，你撒欢了吗?

　　6. Monday is like a sheep, Tuesday is like a donkey, Wednesday is like an ant, Thursday is like a cow, Friday is like a dog, weekend is like a pig. Did you have a good time at the weekend?

　　7、有一缕思绪难以表达，有一条短信酝酿已久，有一份祝福悄然而至，有一种快乐油然而生。周末来到，让思念的短信飞越千山，跨过大海，向有你的方向飞去，为您送上一句：周末快乐!

　　7. A wisp of thoughts is hard to express, a short message has been brewing for a long time, a blessing has quietly arrived, and a kind of happiness is born spontaneously. Come to the weekend, let the missing message fly over the mountains, across the sea, to the direction of you, send you a sentence: happy weekend!

　　8、不管是昨天，今天还是明天，能豁然开朗就是美好的一天;不管亲情，友情还是爱情，能永远珍惜就是好感情;不管周一，周二还是周末，天天轻松就是幸福的日子。所以送上为你定制的短信，里面装着从星期一到星期天的好运与快乐，愿你周末快乐!

　　8. Whether it's yesterday, today or tomorrow, it's a beautiful day to be suddenly cheerful; whether it's family, friendship or love, it's a good feeling to cherish forever; whether it's Monday, Tuesday or weekend, it's a happy day to be relaxed every day. So send a customized message with good luck and happiness from Monday to Sunday. Wish you a happy weekend!

　　9、犹叹当年小蛮腰，看今朝，空余恨，一身五花膘。

　　9. I still sigh that I was a little man in those days. Look at the present time. I hate my spare time. I'm full of fat.

　　10、上联：忙一天闲一天乐一天愁一天盼一天，上班时间。

　　10. The first couplet: busy day, idle day, happy day, worry day, hope day, work time.

　　11、时光冬来秋去，问候将你惦记。快乐才是主题，不要为难自己。烦事一笑过去，想哭不要压抑。累了午间休息，饮食按时合理。周末了，短信提醒你，好好休息，该吃吃，该玩玩，千万别委屈了自己!

　　11. Time comes in winter and autumn. Greetings will miss you. Happiness is the theme. Don't embarrass yourself. Don't be depressed if you want to cry. Tired to rest in the afternoon, diet on time reasonable. Weekend, SMS remind you, have a good rest, eat, play, never wronged yourself!

　　12、我想了很长时间才想起周末如何问候你，发个短信吧，手机没电了，打个电话吧，又忘记号码了，想去看你吧，兜里又没钱了。算了，你还是自己想象吧，所有的美好都是我给你的。不用谢我，应该的。

　　12. It took me a long time to think about how to greet you at the weekend. Send me a message. My cell phone is out of power. Call me. I forget my number. I want to see you. I have no money in my pocket. Forget it, you'd better imagine yourself. I'll give you all the good things. You don't have to thank me, you should.

　　13、下联：睡一会醒一会坐一会躺一会愣一会，因为周末。

　　13. Second couplet: sleep, wake up, sit, lie down and stand still for a while, because of the weekend.

　　14、周五是什么?周五是黎明前的光辉，是航船看到的地平线，是周末的先行师，是狂欢的前奏曲过了周五，周末还会远吗?此刻，我的眼中闪闪发光，心中万马奔腾，脸上装作淡定，十分低调地告诉你：周末要来了，请做好准备!

　　14. What is Friday? Friday is the light before dawn, the horizon seen by the boat, the forerunner of the weekend, the prelude to Carnival. Will the weekend be far behind after Friday? At this moment, my eyes are shining, my heart is full of galloping horses, my face pretends to be calm and tells you in a very low-key way: the weekend is coming, please be ready!

　　15、海阔天空，在勇敢以后;发送祝福，在喝多以后;想要见你，在周末时候。不知你想没想我，我惦记了五天的回锅肉~

　　15. Open the sky, after brave; send blessings, after drinking too much; want to see you, at the weekend. I don't know if you think about me. I've been thinking about it for five days~

　　16、好的美景我会记住,好的季节我会留恋,好的信息我会珍藏,好的朋友我会珍惜,好的微笑我会留住,好的祝福我会给你,祝周末快乐!

　　16. Good scenery I will remember, good season I will be nostalgic, good information I will treasure, good friends I will cherish, good smile I will keep, good blessing I will give you, happy weekend!

　　17、听说高考成绩公布那天恰好是端午节,至于是吃粽子还是跳江,你们自己看着办吧

　　17. It's said that the day when the college entrance examination results are announced happens to be the Dragon Boat Festival. As for eating zongzi or jumping on the river, do it by yourself

　　18、没有任何语言，表达我的思念，想你想得失眠，约你一天又天，你总说没有时间，就是不肯和我见面，我真的很想对你说：都周末了，快点还钱!

　　18. There is no language to express my missing. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I ask you day after day. You always say that you don't have time, but you just don't want to meet me. I really want to say to you: it's weekend, pay back the money quickly!

　　19、好风好月好心情，好吃好喝好开心，好梦好运好热闹，好人好家好康宁，周末到了，把十二个好送给你，祝你一生好好，全家好好，周末快乐!

　　19. Good wind, good month, good mood, good food, good drink, good dream, good luck, good fun, good family, good Corning, the weekend is here, give you 12 good things, I wish you a good life, a good family, a happy weekend!

　　20、铃声滴答滴答响，短信噼里啪啦忙，祝福屁颠屁颠道，问候咿咿呀呀叫，周末哗啦哗啦过，思念叽里呱啦说，我嘻嘻哈哈乐，你傻啦吧唧得瑟。哈，周末快乐!

　　20. The bell is ticking, the message is crackling and busy, the blessing is bumping and bumping, the greetings are chirping, the weekend is chattering, the missing is chirping, I'm giggling, you're silly. Ha, happy weekend!

　　21、早晨是幸福的开始，傍晚是烦恼的结束，天晴是开心的起点，下雨是忧愁的结点。不管早晨傍晚，无论晴天雨天，请删除昨天的烦恼，选择今天的快乐，设置明天的幸福。周末到了，你一定要轻轻松松，快快乐乐!

　　21. Morning is the beginning of happiness, evening is the end of worry, sunny is the beginning of happiness, rain is the node of sorrow. No matter in the morning or in the evening, no matter in sunny or rainy days, please delete yesterday's worries, choose today's happiness and set tomorrow's happiness. When the weekend comes, you must be relaxed and happy!

　　22、奉天承运，皇帝召曰：近日来，烦恼压力疲惫经常为非做歹，扰得民众睡觉不得安宁，特将三者发配充军到脑后，并派快乐舒心健康三位来抚慰大家，让大家安心入眠，开心入梦，钦比!朕的金口已开，你还不快快入睡?哈哈，亲爱的朋友，周五到咯，周末要好好休息哦!

　　22. The emperor summoned me to take the opportunity to deliver the goods to heaven, saying: in recent days, people have been bothered, stressed, tired and often doing evil, disturbing them to sleep, so they are sent to the back of their heads, and three happy, comfortable and healthy people are sent to comfort them, so that they can rest and dream happily. Chinbi! My golden mouth has opened, and you are not fast to sleep? Ha ha, dear friends, come on Friday, and have a good weekend Rest!

　　23、自从放假了。每天星期几都不知道了。

　　23. Since the holiday. I don't know the day of the week.