关于睡觉搞笑说说 幽默搞笑的晚安说说(精选18句)

1、 The world of mortals is the funniest and infatuation the most boring. It's better to sleep at home.

2、给我一张床，我可以睡到世界灭亡。

3、我自横刀向天笑、笑完我就去睡觉..

4、我的兴趣爱好可以分为静态和动态：静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身......

5、老师，爱睡觉不是我的错，是您那张嘴太有催眠作用！闭上你的嘴，我就没是叻。。。

6、 Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I need to go to bed early at night

7、黑色再黑，有你就美；生活悲催，有你

8、 My hobbies can be pided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over

9、红尘最可笑，痴情最无聊，还不如在家睡大觉。

10、 Coin toss: go to the Internet on the front, go to sleep on the back, and do homework on the stand

11、老师：学校是我们第二个家。学生：那我睡觉关你屁事!!!

12、 When you sleep, you will feel like falling off a cliff, and then you will have a convulsion

13、 Black again, you are beautiful; life is sad, you are

14、 The death squads are those who don't eat in the daytime, don't sleep in the evening and die in military training.

15、失眠了，拿起一本物理书，一会就睡着了。

16、: 扔硬币：正面就去上网, 反面就去睡觉, 立起来就去写作业

17、 Give me a bed, and I'll sleep until the end of the world.

18、在睡觉的时候，会有一种像从悬崖上掉下来的感觉，于是会抽搐一下